Guys pls stop being sick

Dedicated to the gal, my sweet little friend.

Her unspoken words, which she would want to yell at me.



I have seen guys hanging around like a pair of twins, like they were inseparable in any act they do. I have always admired the light hearted friendliness of guys. I have seen guys who befriend guys of their sort. I have seen them make friends with whom they will mutually benefit, whom they consider will help them make their lives better. But why does one complain when a gal make friends with guys whom she consider are worthwhile.

Yes I did say that I am not bored of his dull monotone. Why has it to be the other way than it just because I didn't want to hurt this nice guy who would want to talk his mind out to someone. Isn't this compassion second nature to women. Well, is there a compulsion that I should like to marry a guy just because I consider him nice in a way.

Of course it was me who said I enjoy his company, but does it mean that his' is the only company that I enjoy or does it imply that I would want to enjoy it forever and ever. To hell with all the stupid philosophical forwards stating that you choose someone whom you would like talking, but is life just about talking.

I have heard guys fret about gals being guarded in their manners. It's just because you morons are so sick that we don't want to contaminate you more than you already are.

I have heard statements like,“What does she think of herself, Ms.Universe?”
But why don't you guys realize that it doesn't take a Ms.Universe to make you sick. Even a gal who is worse than average looking can set your ass on fire, and make you poets.

I did copy the music collection he had given me and promised him to give my ear to it though it was completely out of my taste. Why doesn't it occur to him that it was just because of his badgering trying to impose his tastes on me? Why does he have to take it like I would die to know what his tastes are and make them mine?

Reading his post on why he wants to be single, I asked to stop his non-sense and try loving someone. Does that mean that someone should be me??

Certainly I did say that I was impressed, but why should he take it as, “Oh sweetheart why don't you understand? Why don't you hear the voices of my heart? Why don't you say that you feel the way I feel about you? Don't you know that I long every moment to hear you say that you love me?”

Have we ever complained about your masculine ego. Have we ever fretted about the way you consider yourselves as heroes. Have you every considered yourself lesser men, or tried to be modest. Ginny and Bella fell for Harry and Edward but should that mean any gal would fall for them. Even if we agree that you are a super hero does that necessarily warrant our love for you.

I do agree with the way Ginny felt for Harry and Bella for Edward. I do acquiesce with the fact that how hard it was for them to express their love to their guy. But for that reason why should one act like 19th century gentlemen looking for hints in every naïve act or to find hidden meaning in our trites.

Why don't you let us be just friends? Why should a gal always be either a blood relative or a rakhi sister? Can't she be your good friend but nothing else?

Guys it's my humble request, please get over your sickness. For the greater good. The society is no longer the prejudice of men. In this modern society you have to deal with people of both the sexes and even the intermediaries. I beseech you on behalf of the global women community to be broad minded and be prepared to deal with men and women alike. We don't want your chivalry nor your love proposals. Just treat us as any other friend of yours. Please let us have the luxury of befriending any human regardless of their sex.


This post has no bearing to any incident that happened or will happen in my life :p I am reading Atlas Shrugged and couldn't stand resisting the temptation to write something philosophical ;)

the rude boy revelation

Whatever little hope I had of the american pop scene had completely dissolved into thin air(or a nauseous mixture of a various set of not so nice ingredients) when I started listening to a song "rude boy". Let me start with the first line, please bear with me.(dont make jokes about bears)

"come here rude boy, boy can you get it up. come here rude boy, boy is you big enough"

Now, I have nothing against the meaning of the song. I am viciously turned on every time I listen to this song, that my mind starts painting very vivid scenes of, well, scenes of... OK(i actually wanted to write something involving my pants, but i will let it pass). Something else bothers me. "Is you big enough"? Seriously, is this the best you can muster? Isn't the native tongue English? Or has anyone managed to change that to something else, because it was not too democratic enough, and wanted an american intervention? These kids are young, they can be taught to change, and together, we can. Can what?

"buckle up, I ma give it to you stronger, Hands up we can go a little longer, Tonight I ma get a little crazy..."

I ma? seriously? Why do we have a problem of reading normal words like 'am' these days? Selective retinal inversion disorder? I have a serious problem, I know. I fuss. too much. about a language that is not even my mother tongue. Its none of my business. I am not grammatically perfect! I dont care. I will whine when I feel like whining, that is something everybody should be allowed. Its the only thing that we can do for free. So, ma? really?

The last line is redundant. After listening to the song upto this point, it is crystal clear that the singer is crazy and had the audacity to impose this song on us; the song listeners, including myself, are crazy that this song has 30 million hits on youtube. Now, its time to blame youtube for censorship, and moral right violations, and how this can cause a serious dent in the youngster's mindset, and start talking about segregation, and how the singer is black, and how the black people live in too much poverty, and how the american president is black, and how america is not the bit concerned about oil spills and its crumbling economy, and how oil rich countries like saudi dont care two hoots for other religions, and how India is shining for 2 % of its population while none of this ever seems to matter for the millions who have nothing...(I am delusional now, I think I smoked too much weed).

"rude boy"

Oh, wow. Phenomenal. This is the kind of stuff that John milton missed out in paradise lost. This is paradise regained, rehash. This is the illiad of the crack heads. This is the opium of the trivially challenged american urban/semi-urban(?) youth. This is the short lived anthem everyone talks about. This is a song that can buy a meal for some. This is the song, that is meant to be just a song for some. This is the song, that is meant to be make sense for some. This is high school girly crap for some. So much for a song, eh?

For India to be Super power

I have some thought process on what India and Indians have to do if India wants to be super power. Most of the thoughts are Utopian, humorous and some are non sense. There are as following

0. Eradicate Poverty

1. Abolish religion

2. Abolish casteism

3. Eliminate gender inequalities and inequities

4. Educate everyone

5. Don't reproduce (most people should not do it because India has alarming population growth)

6. Move towards open society

7. Free thinking should be embraced

8. Wealth should be redistributed

9. Legalize and regulate every taboos that society think it is...

10. Make English a mandatory language

11. Provide subsidized Healthcare

12. Abolish arrange marriage system too ( Will reduce dowry incidents)

13. Embrace interbreeding ( will improve the IQ of ordinary Indian people)

14. Implement compulsory sex education from primary schools

15. Penalize traffic offenders

16. Abolish nepotism in Indian politics

17. Criminalize racism and casteism

18. Abolish single sex education and embrace coeducation

19. Embrace consumerism and abort socialist policies

20. Make female education a fundamental right

21. Provide full employment opportunities

22. Modernize infrastructure

23. People should become polite

24. Selfishness should become normal

25. Individuality should be embraced

26. Pollution should be curtailed



 List goes on.. Commentators are kindly advised to include their list..