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I am genuinely bored of people complaining about girl friends and the slogans like ‘No love no worries.’ I had a really good time when I was in my previous relationship and I have also seen girls who are much better girlfriends than mine.
So I am here listing the 10 main advantages of having a girl friend:
1. You never have to worry about killing time. You can always sit in some private place and blabber off without worrying a tad about making sense. With a bit more privacy you can even experiment a few biological aspects of the evolution of homo-sapiens
2. You never have to bother your friends to accompany you to a movie. Even if you are the only guy who would ever love a movie you can always count on your girl friend to accompany you to the theatre
3. You can sneak out girly gossips and show off to your mates. Seriously if you ever manage to crack a few secrets out of a girl about girls, you would be looked upon as a wizard among your mates who are always looking for something interesting.
4. You can always look forward help from your girl. Girl friends have more probability to help you than your mates whether or not they seriously care about you. Especially in cases like filling up assignments and record books.
5. If you manage to find a girl who is at least a tad wealthier than yourselves you can always reckon her to pay the restaurant bill. Know what, girls are freaking spenders compared to guys according to a recent survey.
6. You never have to complain about the bad road conditions or the traffic with your girl friend in the pillion. You are the worst moron if you don’t understand why.
7. You can always make your mates shut their mouths when they are boasting about something by just saying “Man she is really annoying me. How do you expect me to find a fresh deserted place every week?”
8. You can earn indirect income by giving date advises to love sick guys. As you are no longer single.
9. You can drool and mash with any number of girls without they perceiving you as flirts as you already have a girl friend. Not just that you can even make interesting conversation with other girls by asking them how to make your girl friend happy or earn their sympathy by feeling sick of your girlfriend’s aggravating interest in the relationship. (Man a girl’s sympathy can be useful in a myriad of ways :p)
10. Most importantly, you can learn a good deal about girls and hence use it to get a better girl friend.
Start now. Don’t give up. Never get fed up getting your proposal rejected by a costly girl. Never reject an offer. Something is better than nothing. Don’t keep complaining about your girl friend(s). Try to make the best use of the relationship. Happy loving!
Good luck in your teen ventures!!!
So I am here listing the 10 main advantages of having a girl friend:
1. You never have to worry about killing time. You can always sit in some private place and blabber off without worrying a tad about making sense. With a bit more privacy you can even experiment a few biological aspects of the evolution of homo-sapiens
2. You never have to bother your friends to accompany you to a movie. Even if you are the only guy who would ever love a movie you can always count on your girl friend to accompany you to the theatre
3. You can sneak out girly gossips and show off to your mates. Seriously if you ever manage to crack a few secrets out of a girl about girls, you would be looked upon as a wizard among your mates who are always looking for something interesting.
4. You can always look forward help from your girl. Girl friends have more probability to help you than your mates whether or not they seriously care about you. Especially in cases like filling up assignments and record books.
5. If you manage to find a girl who is at least a tad wealthier than yourselves you can always reckon her to pay the restaurant bill. Know what, girls are freaking spenders compared to guys according to a recent survey.
6. You never have to complain about the bad road conditions or the traffic with your girl friend in the pillion. You are the worst moron if you don’t understand why.
7. You can always make your mates shut their mouths when they are boasting about something by just saying “Man she is really annoying me. How do you expect me to find a fresh deserted place every week?”
8. You can earn indirect income by giving date advises to love sick guys. As you are no longer single.
9. You can drool and mash with any number of girls without they perceiving you as flirts as you already have a girl friend. Not just that you can even make interesting conversation with other girls by asking them how to make your girl friend happy or earn their sympathy by feeling sick of your girlfriend’s aggravating interest in the relationship. (Man a girl’s sympathy can be useful in a myriad of ways :p)
10. Most importantly, you can learn a good deal about girls and hence use it to get a better girl friend.
Start now. Don’t give up. Never get fed up getting your proposal rejected by a costly girl. Never reject an offer. Something is better than nothing. Don’t keep complaining about your girl friend(s). Try to make the best use of the relationship. Happy loving!
Good luck in your teen ventures!!!
@kitty haha, I like the 6 point in the most. Sad, I don't have a girl friend.
ReplyDeleteNo 5 struck slightly cheap..but then some dudes ARE cheap :p
ReplyDeleteLooks like Cupid s been doing his rounds around our blog. But, I got 10 new reasons to be depressed :(
@ kitty- Bloody brilliant! I really enjoyed this!
ReplyDeleteRight..... Heading back to depression mode
:D --> :) --> :| --> :( --> X(
@Sat
ReplyDeletehehe :p
@Jagdish
Certainly at least one in a pair has to be prudent in spending :)
@Narayan and Jagdish
BTW sorry abt u tht. It's all about choosing the right girl for u.
@kitty
ReplyDeleteextensive survey about gals can only lead to these 10 distinct points :). i think u r the president of "Varuthapadatha valibar sangam". Bro finally, is it all ur experiences which u have poured in??? hahahaha!!
Bull shit
ReplyDeletegood one
ReplyDelete@Anonymous May I know why it is bullshit? I think there is nothing wrong in discussing about this kinda things especially for fun.
ReplyDelete@Karthic
ReplyDeleteSmart are those who learn from their experiences and smarter are those who learn from others experiences. I guess I m a bit of both :)
@Shankar and sar
Thank U :)
I second Karthic... Some of the points are ok.. but is this all you can come up with?? Edit the post and give us better points!
ReplyDelete@anonymous I respect the freedom of speech and auhtor has his own perception to the stand so there is absolutely no need to edit it.
ReplyDeletehey nice post man ...the line record books is highlight which i do every weeek...
ReplyDeletehttp://v2tricks.blogspot.com
hav a loook buddy
@Anonymous2
ReplyDeleteI honestly appreciate the urge for perfection. Be my guest @ kittykampf.blogspot.com I would possible be rewriting this post there.
@Vishnu
:)
heh. Looks like the post was written by some girl on advantages of boyfriend and then someone did a find and replace.
ReplyDeleteBlabbering without making sense, only person in the world who likes some movie and girly gossips doesn't sound like boys and if you think of it, boyfriends would be always willing to help and pay the bills ;). And most important of all, drool and mash with other girls without a problem. Oh my, girls are known to turn green when in direct line of sight with a superior speciment :)
I'm not planning to start world war III on this comments thread and so this is my station.
Disclaimer: All views above are my personal views and are not from experience(duh!). Based purely on few observed premise and pure first order logical derivations ;) If anyone should be responsible for any damage arising out of this comment, then its Jagdish, for pointing out this blog.
@Ashok keep reading the articles. Thanks for comment.
ReplyDelete@ashok
ReplyDeleteu spoke from the heart, don't have to regret it and point some one which looks very lame!! blog is actually to discuss good and bad,so it is always better to be honest. The author may have written thinking it may induce some fun and may be he had experinced this with his gals.
@kitty
ReplyDeletegood thinking :) funny with touch of reality :) way to go :)
@Ashok
ReplyDeleteI honestly appreciate u being frank. And I regret to say u r a bit archaic with thoughts from the old skool.
Though it's said girls gossip a mere 10% more than guys guys do gossip abt girls almost equally. It's a survey from an American Univ.
Coming to bills apart from my personal exp it's another survey result and not just my conclusion.
@Ninju
Thanks a lot for dropping by to comment :)
@Kartick
"Never get fed up getting your proposal rejected by a costly girl. Never reject a cheap offer. Something is better than nothing."
ReplyDeleteIs this for real? Seriously? My opinion: why should a guy invest time and money in a girlfriend who may not live up to his expectations when he can simply pay a professional to get some sex? You can even spend less time and money by doing this.
@Vayne
ReplyDeleteEven if u had paid the slightest attention at least to the title of this post u wudn be asking me such a ques...
its all bullshit!!! u don't seem to have the slightest of the ideas about what a relationship is.. you better grow up first and then write a blog!!
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